Friday, November 6, 2009

4 hours to go.

Before I'm 21.

An adult.
Legal casino entry.
Still the same old me inside. {Except for education, lol}

Did not get my wish though, to buff up within the year and get a full back tattoo. Meh.

Tomoro's gonna be a good night! Boooooozeeeeee. Epic BOOOOZE. Hell yeah.

Recovered from my flu already, thanks to panadols and Ubat cina tradisional emak kaelz. Rawr.


Meh, Time flies so quickly. Before I know it, I'll be posting on my 22nd birthday post soon. Bah. Fuck time. I need more of it.

Oh yea, Skyline GTR looks fkin dope.

Rise of the GTR: Part 1 from SP Engineering on Vimeo.



Check this shyt out.
Spending time with my family, so I'll make this post a quickie. Ciaoz.

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Le Sigh.

I need time. TIMEEE!

For Fuck's Sake, TIME.

Dammit, I have 4 pending assignments to settle, My birthday is coming up [I made plans for this and confirmed the amount of people going, but still I haven book the friggin place yet]

And worst of it all, I'm sick.
3 days more to go before I'm 21, 2 days more to go before I hand in 2 pending assignments.

And I'm sick. Fuckin great.

Flu sucks.
Weather sucks.
Meh Bitches.

Sunday, October 25, 2009

.....

Think of revamping my blog's layout.
I dont know how people tolerate looking at the same ol website after a period of time.
Maybe I'll design one myself later when I'm free.

Working on abstract art using Illustrator lately, Pfft. Stress. I honestly prefer photoshop over illustrator but assignments are assignments, u have to do it anyways.

Aunt came back from UK few days back, No iPhone. :( She says the price of the phone over there is about the same if converted back here, plus it's not cracked I think. They do give away free iPhone's that is if you sign a contract with their line for 2 years, same as maxis over here except you dont need to pay for it. Heh.


Hopefully she'll get one for my birthday.

Oh yea, speaking of my birthday, I'm planning to celebrate it at Decanter.
Anyone who wants to go, do let me know. The list may only about 20 people or less.
I dont want it happening like last year where my list was too long to handle. Haha.


Gonna do it with a bang. Flows of beer coming up, expecting lots of drunk asses.

Amen.

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Mehz

No stressful assignments yet so far, except for drawing.

Niama cb, How u expect me to draw shyts when I cant even draw a perfect circle or square or triangle, or anything?

Fuckin hell. Every week have to come up with at least 5 sketches. 5! every week until end of semester! Wtf wei.

Anyways, been gaming alot as usual. Heroes of Newerth is better than DotA.. Wayyyyy better.

Meh, need to balance it out or I'll end up gg-fied again.

Fuck I'm just updating this post so it's not dead.

See ya mates.

Monday, October 12, 2009

Woot

Got my hands on a Canon 500D camera.




Yea, this little muthafucker here.

Cost about 3k but the shots taken are worth it. Meh, DSLR cam pwns.


Anyways, not much update in life lately, too much assignments, Just woke up and gaming one or two games for now, will continue assignment in the wee hours later. I have to fucking draw, that's the sad part for this semester.

Oh yea, About the 4A 2B's I mentioned earlier? Well, my CGPA is 3.86.
Haha, 0.14 more and I could have taunted marcusow and eponine for it. Lol!

Dun believe, I can take photo and post it up as evidence! lol.

Neways, Peace out. Ciaoz peeps.

Monday, October 5, 2009

Heh

Scored 4A's and 2B's for my results.

I'm a happy man.

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Meh.

College started for a week now.

So far so good, Only having 1 paper to sit for this semester, rest all are assignment based = Fucking many assignments coming up.

I have to get a DSLR cam for my Photography class. Bah, Mum's going to get me one I hope.

Results releasing tomorrow, wish me luck.

Saturday, September 26, 2009

College Starting....

Next monday. :( Meaning no more uber late night gaming pawning pinoys and guailous. Haihz.

Getting addicted to Heroes of Newerth. Forcing and reminding myself not to end up like DotA phase. Where studies are ignored, and games are played like a mad dog on steroids.

Bah. Oh yea, I'm getting an apple iPhone by next month. Aunt getting me and my sis one each. Hopefully its compatible or I'll have to waste some cash to crack the phone.

Pfft, she's coming back to stay, I think. Economy ain't that good over there. Conversion kinda sucks. But before she comes home, she's going on a trip around 14 countries. Lucky bitch. I hope I get my phone, cant wait to put apps and games in there.

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Will be on hiatus.

Having lots to think lately.

Pfft.
Will take a rest momentarily before I resume blogging.

Friday, September 4, 2009

Bluarghz

Went to Sunway earlier today to bid my bro, Satesh a/l Kumaraguru a/l Kaelz goodbye.
Mate leaving for UK on the 14th of this month. Stay safe bro, and don't join the niggers! They bite ur balls off.


Camped for food at Senjyu Sushi and went for a movie later on. Final Destination 4 was gory enough. Hah! I'm actually suprised Malaysian censorship did not cut out much from the movie. Or maybe they did and they are damn good at it until I did not notice any parts taken out. Joey was kinda pissing in his pants with the gory stuffs. "Can we go now?" "Argh shit". Lol.

Bah. Need to catch up on hobbies. Been bored lately. Low on cash, lots of time. Part time job? Nah. Cant stand looking at other people who I have yet to respect, for less than a month. Pfft. Rather sit at home and online all day.

Sigh. Boring holidays, cant wait for the 28th where classes resume. Rawr!

Sunday, August 30, 2009

Addiction.

It kills.

Seriously, it does.

I have a confession, a very stupid one.
I get hooked up on games way too easily. It's a sin.

I've starting getting gaming addiction since Ragnarok online, moving on to other online games such as Maple, RAN, RYL, Gunbound, Perfect World to name a few.

Then DotA appeared in my life. It screwed up my Secondary Education (Form 4 and Form 5) up till College (TARC). Fuck. I never regretted it though during that time. "Fail ma resit lo", "Dunwan go class, Dota lo..", "Today no feel to go class, Dota lo.."

Fuck.
I cant wake myself up for classes in TARC because I played DotA until 5am in the morning. How pathetic is that?

Then I realize that DotA ain't gona bring me nowhere. It's gonna screw up my life more than drugs ever will. I stopped. Entirely for over a month.

Now, I finally moved on with life, able to concentrate on my studies with no thoughts of gaming.

Now comes Pet Society and Mafia Wars on facebook as well as a few games of casual DotA. Yes, I'm playing these games everyday, but I dont seem to get hooked up like I used to. Maybe I'm growing older, more mature perhaps.

Friends been bugging me to start World of Warcraft. Hottest game by Blizzard to hit the market.

Never will I start for I know I shall perish in gaming addiction again if I am to start. Pfft.

Sunday, August 23, 2009

100th post.

First off, exam's over. Friday was the last paper, What did I sat for? English, and I did well I guess if the lecturer didn't deem my essay as out of topic that is. Hah!

I've been gaining interest in Bacarrat gambling lately. There seems to be a loophole in Genting's strategy, and I'm going to try it out end of this year when my birthday's over.

HOPEFULLY the strategy works out and I'm not wrong on the loophole, and plus I'll be raking in some extra cash, about RM600-RM700 per day. Haha. Wish me luck guys!

For you guys who are interested in accompanying me to the casino to try out my strategy around November or December, do let me know! Especially Bestiallord and Eponine! Haha!!

Good bro of mine, Kian will be flying off to UK in two weeks time, Bah. No kaki yumcha already. Hahaha.

Random craps.
100th post.
Booyah.

Thursday, August 20, 2009

2 down, 1 more to go.

Exam's gonna be over. One more paper tomorrow and I'm free for a freakin whole month.
Hahaha. Damn.

Expecting results to be good. Put way to much effort into assignments and studies, bout time I get something in return. Rawr.


Will update more when my exam's over. And my swine flu pandemic recover, looks like now I'm immune to it. HAH!

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Exam + Sick.

Fucking dulan.

Been sick for the 4th day now since Saturday.

I hope I did well on Monday's paper.

Tomorrow having another paper at 9am and I'm still suffering from flu + headaches.

I think I may have swine flu, seriously.
But I don't think it'll kill me either.
Hah! In your face muthafucking influenza of Swine-ness. I shall recover and you shall be consumed by my imba antibodies or whatever shit you call that in my body that eats you!

Rawr. Wish me luck in my paper tomorrow.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

At war.

Stupid body's immune system acting up. Fuck.

Now I'm suffering from a slight headache, sore throat and my lips have ulcers. Damn.

I think I'm evolving into Super Cicak Kobeng Kuniama Sohem Man, like Spiderman, only slightly more imba. Hahaha!

Or

I could have symptoms of :-
1. A normal fever.
2. Swine flu
3. Nothing at all, Just tired.

No fucking idea.


Oh yea. Found a website about people believing in God on if their prayers are answered or not. I bet they are disappointed.

Click


A post which really made sense.

Dear God (more specifically, the Christian one),


I have to say I don’t believe you exist. The fact that I’m writing to you right now is not in anyway an indication that I do. I come from a religious family who I would never ever tell I don’t believe, just for the reason that they may take me away to be exorcized. The reason why I don’t believe in you is because there is a perfectly logical reason for why you don’t exist. Religion was created a long time ago before technology, and so you (god) was an explanation to the things humans could not explain.

We all know that the ‘divine truth’ has its scientific inaccuracies, that even the Pope has agreed to recognize. But at the same time, the bible came with lessons on life that are all important, and i appreciate the fact that the notion of god has brought happiness and hope to so many across the world, I don’t need to explain this part. But at the same time Christianity has brought pain and condemnation for having conflicting views throughout history.

The concept of “be good and you will live a good life in heaven”; I heard it often as a child and it will never make sense to me. This is a religion where it relies on selfish desire to live a good afterlife. It is a religion partly driven by the fear of hell.

It is ironic that on this website, it is not god (you) that answers the prayers, but the people. And that’s the great thing about this site, where people do not get answers and the advice they lean on god for, we supply that.

We are god, because we created god.




No offense to you religious peeps out there who are reading this, but if you still have any comments on my post, Here's a big "Fuck You. Shut the fuck up and go on with ur pathetic life."

Nuff said.

Sunday, August 9, 2009

Bar Celona.

Is ghey.

Damn ghey, especially when a group of police is camping outside the club and your friends are drunk. Fucking stupid bombastic ghey.


Needs no further explanation.

Police + Drunk Noisy Dudes = Epic.

Light a Cigarette and watch show.

Thursday, August 6, 2009

I am tired.

Of conspiracy and lies.
Of being misunderstood.
Of being backstabbed.

Don't like my attitude, tell me straight in the face la.
Niama.

Saturday, August 1, 2009

Happy Birthday

Ginnie lai.

May all ur wishes come true this year.
God bless.



Dear readers,

I'm taking a break.
Maybe for a week or two, as usual.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Should I?

Should I?

"Nothing is impossible"


"Impossible is Nothing", to me.

Yawn. Pwnz.

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Vacation.

It's fun.
Lol.
I have no idea wat to blog about.
Just doing this post so my blog don't look dead.

Getting into trouble lately.
Been messing with a few dudes who claim to be "gangsters".

Let's see how thing goes from here.
Anytime, Anywhere.

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Mixed Feelings.

I'm back from my vacation, it was an awesome trip.

I'll blog about it when I'm in a better mood.

Should I start a relationship again? OR should I remain single?

I'm having mixed feelings right now.
Should I go for it?
Or should I stop now, and concentrate on something else?

Instincts tell me to go, but I'm afraid of getting hurt like what happened to my previous relationships.

When I love someone, I love her whole heartedly. No matter her flaws or imperfections, I will still love her for who she is. That's my flaw of who I am.

I have no fear on anything except on this.
Love tends to hate me.

Every previous relationship I've been in, there's bound to be something that breaks me and the girl up. May it be third party, studies, or her problem.
Never mine.

Maybe with my first relationship, for I confess, I may not be mature enough during that period of time.

But if i remain single, I have the freedom of being whom I am. The freedom of mixing with other girls without any feeling of guilt nor jealousy from the opposite sex.

Then when the partying stops, everybody goes home, I'll be sitting there alone. Hoping for someone special.

Sigh.
Testosterone sucks.

Sunday, July 19, 2009

New desktop layout.

Been bored sitting at home and I think to myself.

"Let's try something"

And Walaa! This came out as a result.

I'm running on XP btw.



Click the image to enlarge.

Saturday, July 18, 2009

Hmm..

I watched Godfather episode 3 last night.

The overall movie was good, it shows the highlights of a rich mafia boss wanting to leave the trade but wasn't able to.

There's this quote which really made my day.

"Never hate your enemies, It affects judgment."

Really.

I hated Jason, and it affected my judgment.

I hated AhLik, It too affected my judgment.

I hate AhWeng also, and it too affected my judgment.

Be it in gaming, or in business transactions, once you hate someone, no matter they come to you with ill intentions or not, or they wanna mend the relationship, it's no use. You still get the mindset that this fucker hates you, and you should hate him.

That's what happen to me. Although it DID affect my judgment, I still have no regrets trash of society as those mentioned above. Well, those are just the few I consider as an enemy/stupid/have-no-brains-to-think/not mature enough.



Never hate your enemies, it affects judgment.
Never hate your enemies, it affects judgment.
Never hate your enemies, it affects judgment.
Never hate your enemies, it affects judgment.
Never hate your enemies, it affects judgment.

I need to enforce this.

Never hate your enemies, it affects judgment.

Friday, July 17, 2009

Freedom.

Wahaha! I'm freeeee. For 2 weeks at least.

Now dun need think so 7 much on sohem assignment already.

Finally my brain can get some rest and I can seriously sit back and relax.

No mood blog. I'm gonna go catch a puff. See ya.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Fast one.

No time to think of a blog post.
Another assignment due tomorrow.

Here's two videos for you guys to enjoy.


First one is Melbourne Shuffling. Man, Looks like everyone there is doing it.




Second video is about some dude, whose mum deleted his WOW account and his rampage is recorded by his brother's handycam.

Epic.

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Kaelvin

fucking hates group assignment.

Nobody is offering any help, and nobody seem to care.
Worst comes to worst, anything wrong, they will put the blame on you since you did most of the things in the group.

I rather have 10 individual assignments than 1 group. Seriously. FML.

Monday, July 13, 2009

My latest creation!



Rate rate. This is for final project btw.

Click to zoom.

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Dear God

My friend once told me, god is everywhere. Every step you take, every move you make, he'll be watching over you.

Example : Your car breaks down at a highway in the middle of the night, no matter how much u turn the keys, the car wouldn't budge. After requesting help from god, your car suddenly roars to life. Then you thank god.

=_= After I hear this, I was like. "Oh." I would just fucking think that, your car breaks down = you did not service it. So if it does not start after you fucking pray, you deserve it. It's luck, not an act of god.


Or another example : You thank your every meal, that god has given to you and bless you with. But why the hell is he feeding you? A rich kid, with good parents, a stable flow of monthly allowance, and good food when he can be helping people in Africa who have not eaten a decent meal in months, whose parents and themselves suffer from AIDS and HIV?

Is god compassionate or is he just blind in not helping those who really deserve to be saved. Dare you say that the people in Africa did not pray hard enough? I dare say the amount they pray to god in a week is more than the days you pray to god in an entire month.


Dear God,

I know you're out there somewhere.
I know you're reading this very blog post.
I know you're helping me on everything I do.
I know you're the shoulder I should lean on when I feel fucked up.
I know you should understand how I feel.


Gimme a cup of chivas and a pack of ciggs and we'll call it even.

I never believed in you anyway, let's have a chat sometime. Maybe then you can make me believe in you, have faith in you like everybody else. Chill.


Yours faithfully
Kaelvin

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Politics!

Not the country's political scene though, have lost interest in that cos Anwar made me disappointed by not over throwing Bomberman and that he didn't do anything at all after a long time of recuperation. Bah. Fuck it, too young for political issues and I don't really care anyways.

K, back to blogging.

I'm mainly talking about office and college politics! Woot.

It's like a battlefield out there. Survival of the fittest, Best man win, One wrong move and you're gone.

Seriously. It's like a gang war out there, only without parangs, but with lottsss of backstabbings.

Today, I'm gonna concentrate on college politics.
There's currently 21 peeps in my class, 6 got blacklisted by nearly ALL of the classmates. This is freakin heavy duty stuff.

Initially there was 1. Over the course of 14 weeks, 6 comes up and most of them only did mistakes once or twice but the damage has been done. Truthfully, I feel kind of sorry for them, not knowing what's going on or why are they treated like that and they don't even realize it. Everyone are just giving them the cold shoulders.

It's such a sad world we live in, where instinct takes place, nobody wants to get eliminated and the best of the best survive. Some of the blacklisted ones really do get on my nerves with their actions or words but still from my point of view, nobody is perfect, not even I.

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Jizz

Heh.

Came across a nice MV. lol.

Jizz = Cum by the way.

Haha. Enjoy.

Monday, July 6, 2009

lol.

I found a website which posts epic failures of people in facebook.

Funny stuff. You guys should check it out.

Click Me Bitch.


Yea, click the link above, bitch.










In case you peeps have no idea who Chuck Norris is, Here's a teaser.



Still have no idea? Fuck you then. Chuck Norris will rape your ass. Use google.

Bye.

Saturday, July 4, 2009

Designssss

Doing print ads for iPhone.

I wonder why when I upload in photobucket, my image looks nicer compared when its in photoshop =_=

I seriously have no freaking idea why.
Light pink becomes dark purple. This wtf max.





I'm happy with the outcome so far. Now for outdoor ads. 4 more to go!

EDIT : Stupid fucking blogspot cropped my image. Zzz. Niaseng. Cb Knn.

Thursday, July 2, 2009

Pawned.

lol!

Remember the guy i posted below who claim he was from 18?

Well, he decided to play it big today after I called him a fuckface, and my friend added a dickface. Why? Cos it's fun teasing losers.

Acting all mean and as if it's the last straw. Haha.

I was abit surprised when he said, "watch out muthafuckers. I'll get all your asses torn apart" and went off, talking on the handphone as if it's really play time for me and my friends.

Wow. You did bring people all right, lol.

6 motorcycles? 12 dudes? Hahahaha and guess what, I know half of the fellas you called out. LOL! And turns out I'm a bigger shot than you are and what a disgrace being talked out of the game by the guys you called over. Shame on you.

I hope you learn your lesson.
Never fucking judge a book by it's cover.
How disgraceful for you to look so weak in front of your friends when your "gang" are just small fries under Ah Kwok's wing, who is under mine. Lol.

Read this post well fuckface, Now I know you're just a fucking small fry. I can fuck you up anytime, anywhere.

It's either you run like a dog now, or it's my turn getting your ass on Monday if I don't see no apologies to me and my mates.

Pathetic. Here's a "L" for a fat loser like you, bitch.

Ahahahha. I cant stop laughing, I'm gona sleep so fucking well tonight, while you're gona piss in your pants every 20 minutes. Damn, I love you god.

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

lolx.

Let me tell u guys a funny story.

I was with my friend this other day and we were on our way to Genting.

He fetched me from my place and we stopped by Murni, SS2 before going up to rake in some chips. While on the way to genting, somewhere around Kepong, few mat rempits flew pass our car. My friend did not notice one of the mat rempits was beside him and somehow his car accidentally hit the bike and that fella fell on the road.

The motorist rolled on the floor, got up, and instead of fucking us up or checking if he was alright himself, he got on his bike and continued racing. LOL. I and my friend was like, WTF? This epic max, kena langgar, mati tak apa, asal menang race. LOL.

This shows that mat rempits are hardcore racers.

Sad.



Ini gua kasi respek sama lu, [WLX 355] This buy Toto 3D, maybe kena. His motor plate.

And no, the pic above ain't the epic mat rempit. This i got from google.

All hail mat rempits, may families of rempits die and rot forever on the tar road which our government provide you all for the race.

Monday, June 29, 2009

Swine Flu+ MJ rant.

Michael Jackson, King of Pop, Legend, yada yada yada bla bla bla.

Why do people who don't even listen to MJ's song in the first place plays it everyday after his death?

Why do people post up longggggg blog posts about how great he was, how imba bombastic legend max when he's dead?

Why do people not speak up on his behalf when he was accused for child molestation before he was dead?

Why are you fuckers raiding shopping complexes and audio stores for his CD now rather than buying it before he was dead?

Fuck you people are hypocrites. People who died = gets respect. What is this world turning into? Die = Fame Max? Boring.

I wish Bruce Lee was alive, so you fuckers can have Michael Jackson's nose when he's done Nanchaku-ing all of you "fans" of Michael jackson.

Now to swine flu.

I just noticed that people who wear flu mask to prevent contracting the pandemic swine flu are those who normally get the disease first. =_=

No idea why. I think it's god's way of telling these fuckers that "KIASI = WAIT KENA LA DIU"

Seriously, Do you guys know even in Mexico where thousands of people kena, the people there still fucking chilling and walk down the busy streets like normal?

Niama, U see Malaysia and Singapore. Kiasi Max. Drive car wear mask, LRT wear mask, Shopping wear mask. macibai, might as well you shower with the mask on or die with it also la.

Seriously, Extreme fear only brings the sohainess out of humanity. I bet the virus are laughing their microscopic ass off right now.




Fuck.

Friday, June 26, 2009

2 deaths, and a birthday.




Michael Joseph Jackson (August 29, 1958 – June 25, 2009)

Michael Jackson, the King of Pop, has died of cardiac arrest in his LA home. He was 50 years old and is survived by three children: Michael Joseph Jackson Jr, Paris Michael Katherine Jackson and Prince "Blanket" Michael Jackson II.







Farrah Fawcett (February 2, 1947 – June 25, 2009)

Farrah Fawcett died this morning at 9:28 a.m. PST at St. John’s Heath Center in Santa Monica.





Bah, Just updating the news in case you peeps have no idea what's going on.
2 deaths in hollywood in a single day. But Shawn is celebrating his 21st birthday today! Woohoo! Going out for some fun later tonight.



Bah, All reaching 21.

Dammit, Mine is due soon too in about 4 months plus time. Getting fuckin old already, but at least I can get into a casino legally now. Wahahaha!

Ciao peeps.

Saturday, June 13, 2009

Reflection.

Retards who are so full of themselves should take a mirror and look straight into it before telling the world how perfect they are.

Fuck.

Hypocrites like these should be dead by now.

It's funny how these type of people can go through life so casually when there are tons of people cursing and laughing at them behind their backs. I'm actually amazed that they thought they are "popular" amongst the pack of wolves, the alpha male. Lol.

Bah, They'll end up losers in life anyways. I've seen too many of your type already ever since I step into the real world at the fine age of 14. Better? More experience in life? Go suck a dick and let's get the ball rolling.

Really, you seriously don't wanna mess with me. I've been through hell and I have legions of people behind me if I want to have an all-out with you.

18 boys? Lol. Let's roll with 21, we'll see who is gonna beg like a dog with it's tail between its legs.

^
^ the post above is dedicated to "you fucking know who you are". You have the balls to do things behind our back, but have not the balls to tell us face to face and act as if you're the victim when confronted. Seriously, let's play this game. I'm up for it anywhere, anytime.


Now back to my blogging.

------------------------------------

To the innocent blog readers, hi.

I've been in quite alot of shits lately and I feel that blogging shall resume next week, when I'm a tad more free.

Anyways, for now, back to AFKNESS.

Toodles.

Friday, May 29, 2009

Blogging

A post on updates before I stop momentarily.


The reason behind my lack of updates are merely due to my hectic schedule for college and entertainment. Don't even have time to shit in peace.

I've made a very huge step forward in life by finally slowing down on dota and clubbing.

Dope upgrades in life are on the way. Rawr.
I'm gona show you bastards a CGPA 4.0 Kaelz! LOL wtf.

Anyways, Will update when I have time to spare. And yes, even though I'm blogging this post, I have 5 pending assignments to be done. Screwed.

Toodles.

Saturday, May 9, 2009

No 72.

Post No.72.

Nothing much to blog about.

Just wasting my time doing this post.

bb.

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Updatez

Went to Hello Bali, Or was it Helo, Bah watever.
Last Thursday, Guess what?

RAAAAIDDDDDDDDD~~ Yea. Got Raided for Narcotics.
Wasted 45 minutes of my time which made me Frkin sober after that.

I have a few comments on that club though.
It's small to be honest, Something like LOFT, KL. *The Size I mean*
But the Sound systems are good, the crowd is freakin happening. Especially my table.
Imagine 2 fuckers who danced from 11 to 3. Non-Stop. Fuck wei, I'm seriously impressed at their stamina. Ahahaha!

Kudos to Adrian-1 and Denish!

Oh yea, Only one victim for the night.


Before.



After.



Ciaoz.

Thursday, April 16, 2009

16th April 2009

Yea, sorry for the lack of updates.
Been having less and less time to sit in front of the comp lately cos I'm busy with college.

Yes, you heard me. College.
I think I'm finally aware that dragging on with life at my current state is getting me nowhere. Mature thinking, Soooooo unlike me. Urgh.

But my nightlife isn't really affected though.
Less clubbing, More drinking. < :)


Byez.

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Latest Creation



Mai from King of Fighters.

:D Linear was taken from Deviantart though.

Saturday, March 28, 2009

Pick me!



PICKKK MEEEE!!

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Superman

LOLOL.

Another very creative MV.

Take a look. I'll give you a hint though, IT IS the real MV.






Koreans.
They suprise me everyday.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

1 Night 2 Days (1박 2일)



Superb / Unscripted / Funny / Unexpected / Suprising / Dope.

What else could I say?

This Korean Variety show is awesome.

Go check it out.

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Obsolete.

Kk. Here's a freaking gay story.

I was with my friend at Brem Mall [Some new shopping complex nearby Segambut] and he wanted to get an external Hard disk, 80GB to be precise.

Went there, looked around and requested for the price.
ALL of the shops there were like " Huh? 80GB HDD? No more oredi lo! Now all running on 160GB minimum" , Okay.. So fine, we asked around for the price of 160GB and it wasn't that cheap.

Afraid of getting conned by them, my friend called up HIS friend who works at LowYat and requested the price of the 160GB HDD, guess what that fella said through the phone?

"Har? 160GB HDD? WTF is dat? NO more oredi lo here, now here minimum oso 250GB HDD at least"

Stoned.

Wtf wei? One say 80gb pupus, another say 160gb pupus, majibai, how fast are the speed of production that even the shops cant follow the speed?

Computers these days. *roll eyes*

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

I want..

A fuckin laptop and a desktop soooo badly.

I need a laptop for work/studies/assignment

and a new gaming desktop to overkill those gamers.

Fuck, I'll show you my desktop spec which I've been using for like.. eternity?

Intel Celeron CPU 2.40 GHz, 767mb RAM, Nvidia Geforce4 MX 440 with AGP8X, 40GB of HDD space and god knows what motherboard I'm using.

Ancient ain't it?

A Sony VAIO, MacBook Air, would seriously make my day.





*sigh*

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Renovation

Renovated my blog interface, looks better than the old one, no?

Bargh. Having a huge time sorting things out for the past few days.

Basically everything that needs to be sorted out kind of involves my future in everything.

Have you often wondered what will you be like when you graduate and step into the working world? Will you be successful, A CEO of a Business company or just a mere slave for the rest of your life?

Or think about your education path, where things don't go your way and you start regreting "shit, I think this course ain't my thing"

Or worry about how you'll end up losing everything just because of one small simple matter?

Fuck. I'm being totally random again today.
I'm kind of losing the urge to blog, but yet, I deem this blog useful to me personally. Its a place where I write, and then come back maybe a few days later and think, oh wow, I've been there, done that.

Don't you?
Fuck, my randomness high is kicking in.

Ciaoz.

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Blog

On hiatus.

Until I sort things out.
See ya.

Saturday, March 7, 2009

Bored...

To the core....

Neways, having nothing to do at home really brings out my creative mind.
I'm impressed at the rate I'm going at photoshop. = =''

Neways, did this latest one just about 5 minutes ago using roughly 15 minutes of the famous DJ Tiesto.

This is the original one, without any modifications.. yet.



The finished product.



Fuck. Looks good, no?

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

I screwed up 60% of my teenage life Share

Some tag which Shannon tagged me on facebook. Bah, I'm gona do it here.


[x] Gotten detention.
[x] Gotten your phone taken away in class.
[ ] Gotten suspended.
[x] Gotten caught chewing gum.
[ ] Gotten caught cheating on a test.

Total: 3

[x] Arrived late to class more than 5 times.
[x] Didn’t do homework over 5 times
[x] Turned at least 3 projects in late
[x] Missed school cause you felt like it.
[x] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class.

Total : 8

[ ] Got your mom / dad etc. to get you out of school.
[x] Texted people during class.
[x] Passed notes.
[x] Threw stuff across the room.
[x] Laughed at the teacher.

Total : 12

[x] Pulled down the Fire Alarm.
[ ] Went on Myspace , Facebook , Xanga , etc. on the computer at school.
[ ] Took Pictures during school hours.
[x] Called someone during School hours.
[x] Listened to an iPod , CD , etc... During class.

Total : 15

[x] Threw something at the teacher
[x] Went outside the classroom without permission.
[x] Broke the dress code.
[x] Failed a class.
[x] Ate food during class.

Total : 20

[x] Gotten a call from school.
[ ] Couldn’t go on a field trip cause you behaved badly.
[x] Didn’t take your stuff to school.
[x] Gotten a detention and didn't go.
[x] Stuck up your middle finger at a teacher when they were not looking.
[x] Cursed during class loud enough so the teacher could hear

Total : 25

[x] Faked your parents signature
[x] Slept in class.
[x] Cursed at a teacher to their face.
[x] Copied homework

Total: 29

Overall Total: 29/35


GG.


Reworked my dog's caligraphy pic btw.





Booyah.

Photoshop.

Myself, being gay.



My dog, edited and watercolored to chinese old school caligraphy.



Photoshop is the bomb.
I'm satisfied with the results.

Feedbacks please!

I'm gona do some retro pics after this, photoshop is addictive =_=' wayy better than dota.

Monday, March 2, 2009

Signatures

Well... I just downloaded the latest edition of Photoshop. CS4 to be exact.

Was kind of interested in designing my very own signature where I can put it in forums.

Day 1.
I was happy with this initial signature at first, but after getting kind of familiar with PS, it looks gay. Fuckin gay.

Photobucket

Day 2.
Messed with the things available in PS, and got better results.

Photobucket

Day 3.
Continued messing with the tools and the best so far.

Photobucket

Day 4.
Was bored to the core, So I asked a few friends of mine in UCPro if they wanted a signature.

Here's the result.

For Haihane

Photobucket

For Care_Bear

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And for RuneMoon

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I think I'm gradually improving. Am I?
=_='

Friday, February 27, 2009

Hell yeah.






No mercy in 30 minutes.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Left 4 Dead.

Anyone heard of this game by Valve before?

I bet you do if you're a fan of Counter Strike and zombies.

The storyline basically revolves around 4 survivors which are Zoey, Francis, Louis and Bill and they have to survive the hordes of zombies aka "infected".

I'm introducing them all one by one including all the special infected(s) here. :D


Bill



William "Bill" Overbeck is one of the four playable Survivors in Left 4 Dead, a Vietnam veteran who served in the US Army 1st Special Forces Group. His combat skills have helped to keep him alive, he is also the oldest of the group. In official media, he is usually seen wielding the assault rifle, probably to complement his backstory. He is voiced by Jim French.

It took two eventful tours in Vietnam, a handful of medals, a knee full of shrapnel, and an honorable discharge before the unthinkable happened: Bill ran out of wars. But now an army of undead has declared war on humanity. After decades of aimless drifting and dead-end jobs, Bill's finally gotten back the only thing he ever wanted: an enemy to fight. - Official Description.


This old man here can outrun tanks although he's crippled and ALWAYS act as if he's the pro ending up incapacitated thanks to hordes of zombies during the Finale.

Fuck him, Vietnam my ass.


Francis




Francis is one of the four playable Survivors in Left 4 Dead. He is a large, tough biker with tattoos covering his arms and neck. His tattoos identify him as a member of "Hell's Legion", a name possibly inspired by the real-world Hell's Angels Motorcycle Club. Since his character model has changed, it has been speculated that Francis' new face was modeled after the head developer of the game, Mike Booth, and that he has the Lambda symbol from the Half-Life series cut into his hair. In the official media, he is always seen wielding either the pump shotgun or the auto shotgun. He is voiced by Vince Valenzuela

Cocky, loud, and pretty sure he's indestructible, Francis acts like the zombie apocalypse is the world's biggest bar fight. When the virus hit, everybody else stockpiled food and looked for a place to hide. Francis found a gun and had some fun. No cops, no laws, no order—if it wasn't for all the zombies, he could almost get used to life like this - Official Description



You know what, Francis is da bomb.
Always carrying a pumpshotgun or autoshotgun, he clears off hordes as if they were made out of papers.

He's my fav character in this game due to his leet tattoos.



Louis



Louis is one of the four playable Survivors in Left 4 Dead. For the original concept of him, he was an assistant manager at a local retail electronics chain store. Now he is a Junior Systems Analyst in his company's IT department. His clothing resembles the typical business man, but bears a resemblance to Shaun from Shaun of the Dead, who wore a red tie and white shirt. In official media, he is usually seen wielding a submachine gun or dual pistols. He is voiced by Earl Alexander

Louis had been working up the courage to quit his job as Junior Systems Analyst at his company's IT department when a virus showed up and downsized the world. Now Louis has a new set of goals (live long enough to succeed) and a new set of tools (guns, sharp objects, etc.) to help him achieve them. With any luck, he'll figure out how the new management operates before they get a chance to murder him. - Official Description



The nigger with an attitude. Cracking jokes and always there to lend a helping hand. But then, he's cursed. I tell you, he's fucking cursed.

Whenever I use Louis in any L4D games, I end up getting screwed after the game is over aka A VERY BAD DAY.

Although his attire looks cool, he's still a nigger with a curse than can beat Akon's ass any day.



Zoey



Zoey is one of the four playable Survivors in Left 4 Dead, the teenage daughter of a wealthy family. Zoey's face is modeled from actress Sonja Kinski. In official media, she is usually seen holding the hunting rifle, and dual pistols. She is voiced by Jen Taylor.

After spending her first semester holed up in a dorm room watching old horror movies, Zoey was given a choice: Stop fooling around and get her grades up, or drop out. Now that the planet's overrun with murderous zombies, and all of her professors are dead, Zoey at least has the cold comfort that she's been studying up on the right subject after all. - Official Description


Zoey is the only female character in the game, and the youngest.
A dual handgun user, she sucks at aiming and always end up getting incapacitated.


----- To be continued later.

There are special infected which may cause you to slow down such as Boomer(s) which will vomit it's bile on you and attract other infected towards you, Smoker(s) which can pull survivor for long distances rendering them unable to move nor shoot, Hunter(s)which will pounce on survivors over long distances.

There are 2 special ones as well, The witch [bitch] and the Tank [Good Game]

Neways, the reason I'm blogging about this is that first of all, I'm planning to go hardcore on it on versus mode, and second, Me and my team will be joining an upcoming tourney at Blitzone Damansara this 28th [Saturday].

The course of the event is Time trial, Only one try, Expert mode, and the shittiest part of this tourney is, we won't fuckin know wat map we'll be playing.

Neways, here's our team record after training sessions so far.

No Mercy - 30 minutes.
Blood Harvest - 5x minutes [ We suck at blood harvest]
Dead Air - 44 minutes.
Death Toll - 40 minutes.


Wish me luck.

PS : Louis is a nigger.

Will add more detail info on this post after my game of dota is over.
bb.

Monday, February 23, 2009

Tag again.

The answers must be the FIRST thing that comes into your mind (regardless of whether your answers are silly or not). Try it! It will be fun ;)

1. Book - Huh?

2. Battery - My phone battery

3. Human - I'm one

4. Heart - Love

5. Bed - Cosy

6. Mum - The Guardian

7. Dad - The Dictator

8. Tea - Me like

9. 69 - Sex

10. Bonjour - Delifrance

11. Grape - Seedless

12. Rap - Imba

13. Rock - Stone?

14. Comic - Spiderman

15. Socks - Makes your feet stink

16. Games - Left 4 Dead.

17. Pirate - Jack Sparrow

18. Police - Shortcut

19. Doctor - Grif [lol]

20. Friend - Everywhere

21. Lame - lol

22. Tissue - Premium

23. Webcam - Sexy chicks

24. Jet - Raptor

25. Mouse - Mickey

26. Words - Fuck

27. Bread - Gardenia

28. Feeling - Bored

29. Anime - Bleach

30. Sport - Basketball

31. Man - The Rock

32. Woman - Lenglui?

33. Name - PUBTOS

34. Rice - Sushi T.T

35. Noodles - Maggi

36. Fun - Clubs

37. Nonsense - Hakky

38. Retard - My dog

39. Balloon - Gay

40. Ink - Tattoos

41. Water - Swimming

42. Glutton - Fat ass?

43. Guitar - Santana

44. Umbrella - Walking in the rain with someone I love

45. Jay - Chou

46. omgbbqwtflmfao - =_=

47. Fork - Poke

48. Harry Potter - noob

49. Naked - Boobies

50. Sexy - girls



Sohai tag. Regret stealing it from QS punya blog.

Friday, February 20, 2009

The Inspirer

Tested this personality test thingy from Alex's blog.

Looks kinda convincing. :S





The Inspirer

As an ENFP, your primary mode of living is focused externally, where you take things in primarily via your intuition. Your secondary mode is internal, where you deal with things according to how you feel about them, or how they fit in with your personal value system.

ENFPs are warm, enthusiastic people, typically very bright and full of potential. They live in the world of possibilities, and can become very passionate and excited about things. Their enthusiasm lends them the ability to inspire and motivate others, more so than we see in other types. They can talk their way in or out of anything. They love life, seeing it as a special gift, and strive to make the most out of it.

ENFPs have an unusually broad range of skills and talents. They are good at most things which interest them. Project-oriented, they may go through several different careers during their lifetime. To onlookers, the ENFP may seem directionless and without purpose, but ENFPs are actually quite consistent, in that they have a strong sense of values which they live with throughout their lives. Everything that they do must be in line with their values. An ENFP needs to feel that they are living their lives as their true Self, walking in step with what they believe is right. They see meaning in everything, and are on a continuous quest to adapt their lives and values to achieve inner peace. They're constantly aware and somewhat fearful of losing touch with themselves. Since emotional excitement is usually an important part of the ENFP's life, and because they are focused on keeping "centered", the ENFP is usually an intense individual, with highly evolved values.

An ENFP needs to focus on following through with their projects. This can be a problem area for some of these individuals. Unlike other Extraverted types, ENFPs need time alone to center themselves, and make sure they are moving in a direction which is in sync with their values. ENFPs who remain centered will usually be quite successful at their endeavors. Others may fall into the habit of dropping a project when they become excited about a new possibility, and thus they never achieve the great accomplishments which they are capable of achieving.

Most ENFPs have great people skills. They are genuinely warm and interested in people, and place great importance on their inter-personal relationships. ENFPs almost always have a strong need to be liked. Sometimes, especially at a younger age, an ENFP will tend to be "gushy" and insincere, and generally "overdo" in an effort to win acceptance. However, once an ENFP has learned to balance their need to be true to themselves with their need for acceptance, they excel at bringing out the best in others, and are typically well-liked. They have an exceptional ability to intuitively understand a person after a very short period of time, and use their intuition and flexibility to relate to others on their own level.

Because ENFPs live in the world of exciting possibilities, the details of everyday life are seen as trivial drudgery. They place no importance on detailed, maintenance-type tasks, and will frequently remain oblivous to these types of concerns. When they do have to perform these tasks, they do not enjoy themselves. This is a challenging area of life for most ENFPs, and can be frustrating for ENFP's family members.

An ENFP who has "gone wrong" may be quite manipulative - and very good it. The gift of gab which they are blessed with makes it naturally easy for them to get what they want. Most ENFPs will not abuse their abilities, because that would not jive with their value systems.

ENFPs sometimes make serious errors in judgment. They have an amazing ability to intuitively perceive the truth about a person or situation, but when they apply judgment to their perception, they may jump to the wrong conclusions.

ENFPs who have not learned to follow through may have a difficult time remaining happy in marital relationships. Always seeing the possibilities of what could be, they may become bored with what actually is. The strong sense of values will keep many ENFPs dedicated to their relationships. However, ENFPs like a little excitement in their lives, and are best matched with individuals who are comfortable with change and new experiences.

Having an ENFP parent can be a fun-filled experience, but may be stressful at times for children with strong Sensing or Judging tendancies. Such children may see the ENFP parent as inconsistent and difficult to understand, as the children are pulled along in the whirlwind life of the ENFP. Sometimes the ENFP will want to be their child's best friend, and at other times they will play the parental authoritarian. But ENFPs are always consistent in their value systems, which they will impress on their children above all else, along with a basic joy of living.

ENFPs are basically happy people. They may become unhappy when they are confined to strict schedules or mundane tasks. Consequently, ENFPs work best in situations where they have a lot of flexibility, and where they can work with people and ideas. Many go into business for themselves. They have the ability to be quite productive with little supervision, as long as they are excited about what they're doing.

Because they are so alert and sensitive, constantly scanning their environments, ENFPs often suffer from muscle tension. They have a strong need to be independent, and resist being controlled or labelled. They need to maintain control over themselves, but they do not believe in controlling others. Their dislike of dependence and suppression extends to others as well as to themselves.

ENFPs are charming, ingenuous, risk-taking, sensitive, people-oriented individuals with capabilities ranging across a broad spectrum. They have many gifts which they will use to fulfill themselves and those near them, if they are able to remain centered and master the ability of following through.

Jungian functional preference ordering for ENFP:

Dominant: Extraverted Intuition
Auxiliary: Introverted Feeling
Tertiary: Extraverted Thinking
Inferior: Introverted Sensing

Monday, February 16, 2009

25

Was tagged from Facebook.


Rules: Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it’s because I want to know more about you!



Lanjiao, 25 people. I'm not gona tag anyone.
And I hate facebook, so I'm putting it here.


1. I hate people who are either over-confident in the way they do things or acting as if they know everything, but know nothing literally.

2. I got really drunk 3 times in my life, all which happened in the same year. 2006.

3. I seldom stay at home.

4. I'm started playing video games since I was 6 or 7 years old, Does "Micro Genius" ring a bell?

5. My computer is as fucked up as my wireless connection. I need a new comp.

6. I sleep at 5am, wakes up earliest at 11am. I'm nocturnal.

7. I do things based on how I feel and think. Most of them turned out good for the majority.

8. I lead the pack. I have no idea why.

9. I started smoking since I was 14.

10. I'm love my family and my friends more than my self esteem.

11. Never ever step on my tail or cross the line, I'll get you.

12. I'm running out of ideas.

13. I don't wana continue writing this shit anymore.

14. Yea. Here's 25.

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25. I love my life.



Bye.

Valentine 2009

Sucks wei!

I'm spending it alone this year. "Literally"

At least I have friends to hang out with, at where you ask?
Well....


Murni, SS2.

Sad, isn't it. Spending my Valentine this year at some famous Mamak where tons of workers rush around never caring about what you want, with the cramp spaces, loud noises and empty dishes.

At least Decanter was ok, I got to drink!

Sadly, that place has to close early, muthafuckers.
I was just getting into the happening period.


Neways, Another song by MC.Mong.



Some scenes from the MV.










Fuckin talented fella.
Take note of the stomping. Imba shit.




Bah, Can't wait for next week.
Clubbing ON AH ON!!!

Monday, February 9, 2009

I love you, Oh Thank you.

Great song by MC Mong.



It has a very deep meaning to it.


Neways, Tomoro will be meeting up with da peeps from UCPro in 1U, having lunch together.

Added back the chatbox function, Lol. December 2008.
Ciaoz.

A short but meaningful [with this song attached] post. Hah.

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Fuck You!

Nah, I'm not angry or anything, it's a new game i learned yesterday on drinking.
over 20 cans of Carlsberg gone in a 30 minute session with 7 peeps. This game is deadly if whiskey is involved. Lol.

Was still sick yesterday, but went over to Kian's open house neways.
Ate abit, gambled abit, then the heat started.
Fuck you is commencing!

Hard to explain here though, basically anyone who got fucked has to drink, and whoever has the same cards can save the one being fucked, and fuck someone else.

But beware, if you're being aimed, you're dead.
You get fucked every round, you're gonna have a though time getting home.

PS : Beer is good! Fever recovered!

So, Fuck you.

Ciaoz.

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Sick.

Having fever and severe stomach aches since yesterday.
I hope it's nothing serious.
Cold sweat and constant chest pains are killing me.

I'm aiming to fatten up before my 21st and yet now they do this to me, getting me sick ain't gonna give me fats man.

Dammit.

I need TIPS on HOW TO FREAKIN GET FAT.
Then I can build up my muscles, and thus get a tattoo.

I'm getting a dragon, a full back one most probably, with my name in the middle.
Hell yeah.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Over

Well, CNY is kinda over for 2009.

Having ups and downs with my money since CnY started.
Gambling is bad, but winning is good. Hah!

PS : Nope, I lost. A alot to be exact.


Sigh sigh sigh, Now I'm beginning to plan for my 21st bday party.
Was thinking of getting a tattoo on my arm/back for my 21st.
But still haven't gotten any idea on what should I get.

A dragon on my back.
My name in chinese on my arm/back looks kinda cool.
Some tribal design on my arm.
A cross with the letter K in the middle.

Hmm.. Suggestions please?

Neways, enjoy the video I attached below.
It's a lesson for you bastards out there who cant fucking sing and the punishment is you'll end up famous on the internet like this korean dude.






"Coz if you run your mother break a bottle sicker run day boo"

"Rape me in my thighs"

"I want you to caress me like a tropical priest"



LMAO AHAHA!
Ciaoz!

Saturday, January 31, 2009

Sins.

Greed:High
 
Gluttony:High
 
Wrath:Medium
 
Sloth:Medium
 
Envy:High
 
Lust:High
 
Pride:High
 




Bah fuck it.
Im a sinner and I'll go to hell when I die.
Nuff said.

Friday, January 30, 2009

Karangan Terbaik UPSR 2007

Pagi itu pagi minggu. Cuaca cukup sejuk sehingga mencapai takat suhu beku. Sebab itu saya tidak mandi pagi sebab air kolah jadi air batu dan air paip tidak mahu keluar sebab beku di dalam batang paip. Pagi itu saya bersarapan dengan keluarga di dalam unggun api kerana tidak tahan sejuk. Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya menemaninya ke pasar. Tetapi saya tidak mahu.

Selepas emak menikam perut saya berkali-kali dengan garfu barulah saya bersetuju untuk mengikutnya. Kami berjalan sejauh 120 kilometer kerana pasar itu letaknya 128 kilometer dari rumah. Lagi 8 kilometer nak sampai pasar saya ternampak sebuah lori kontena meluru dengan laju dari arah belakang.

Dia melanggar emak saya. Emak saya tercampak ke dalam gaung. Dia menjerit “Adoi!”. Lepas itu emak saya naik semula dan mengejar lori tersebut. Saya pun turut berlari di belakang emak saya kerana takut emak saya melanggar lori itu pula. Pemandu lori itu nampak kami mengejarnya. Dia pun memecut lebih laju iaitu sama dengan kelajuan cahaya. Kami pula terpaksa mengejar dengan lebih laju iaitu sama dengan dua kali ganda kelajuan cahaya. Emak saya dapat menerajang tayar depan lori itu. Lori itu terbabas dan melanggar pembahagi jalan lalu bertembung dengan sebuah feri. Feri itu terbelah dua.

Penumpang feri itu yang seramai 100 orang semuanya mati. Pemandu feri itu sangat marah. Dia pun bertukar menjadi Ultraman dan memfire pemandu lori. Pemandu lori menekan butang khas di dalam lori dia..lori itu bertukar menjadi robot Transformer. Mereka bergaduh di udara. Emak saya tidak puas hati. Dia! pun terus menyewa sebuah helikopter di Genting Highlands dan terus ke tempat kemalangan. Dia melanggar pemandu feri yang telah bertukar menjadi Ultraman itu.

Pemandu feri itu terkejut dan terus bertukar menjadi pemandu feri semula lalu terhempas ke jalanraya. Pemandu feri itu pecah. Pemandu lori sangat takut melihat kejadian itu. Dia meminta maaf dari emak saya. Dia menghulurkan tangan ingin bersalam. Tetapi emak saya masih marah. Dia menyendengkan helikopternya dan mengerat tangan pemandu lori itu dengan kipas helikopter. Pemandu lori itu menjerit “Adoi..!” dan jatuh ke bumi. Emak say menghantar helikopter itu ke Genting Highlands. Bila dia balik ke tempat kejadian, dia terus memukul pemandu lori itu dengan beg tangannya sambil memarahi pemandu lori itu di dalam bahasa Inggeris.

Pemandu lori itu tidak dapat menjawab sebab emak saya cakap orang putih. Lalu pemandu lori itu mati. Tidak lama kemudian kereta polis pun sampai. Dia membuat lapuran ke ibu pejabatnya tentang kemalangan ngeri itu. Semua anggota polis di pejabat polis itu terperanjat lalu mati. Orang ramai mengerumuni tempat kejadian kerana ingin mengetahui apa yang telah terjadi. Polis yang bertugas cuba menyuraikan orang ramai lalu dia menjerit menggunakan pembesar suara. Orang ramai terperanjat dan semuanya mati.

Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya ke pasar untuk mengelak lebih ramai lagi yang akan mati. Di pasar, emak saya menceritakan kejadian itu kepada penjual daging. Penjual daging dan peniaga-peniaga berhampiran yang mendengar cerita itu semuanya terkejut dan mati. Saya dan emak saya terus berlari balik ke rumah. Kerana terlalu penat sebaik saja sampai di rumah kami pun mati. Itulah kemalangan yang paling ngeri yang pernah saya lihat sebelum saya mati.


Stole it from Su Ann's blog.

12 year old kids these days wish everybody was dead.
Aha!

Happy Chinese New Year

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR PEEPS!!




I Raked in 1,500 in winnings. WOOOT.


[ 900 from my previous losses though ]


Green Label + A table of hardcore gamblers + Lots of cigarettes and noise sure make Chinese New Year less boring this year.

Saturday, January 17, 2009

Random

Blood is red.
Me is god.

Saturday, January 10, 2009

Who Am I?

Have you often wondered what's the real purpose that you live for?

Survival of the fittest?
Enjoying life's greatest pleasures and moments?
Live, Breed, Die?

We are the most intelligent beings in this world, on planet Earth, but things which are far more stupid can be done by humans which mere beasts of the wild will not even do.

Killing of their own kind.
Enjoy at the suffering of others.
Being a two faced son of a bitch when talking to two different people of different hierarchical backgrounds.

A facade.
A mask, which you choose to wear everyday on different people you meet.

I know I do.
I have no purpose in life. yet.
Nothing that can comprehend my sufferings as a mere mortal, nor the mistakes I made in my entire breathing life but yet, every time I think of how deeply wounded I am, I came to see friends, people, who are having times worst than mine.

Is it karma?
Is it god's way of letting me know that there are people out there who are far less fortunate that I am?
Should I lend a helping hand? How do I help? I'm nobody.

I'm being random again today. Do forgive me.

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Bimbo

I'm just fuckin pissed at girls who "when they know they fucking answer" , they act as if they have no idea and then accidentally spilling out half of the answer then say "oh, that's not it. nevermind".

At least I wouldn't have gone through all the fucking trouble, no?

Freakin hell! BURAWHGHAH!!! I'm lost in words.

Patience has its limitations.
Be glad you're born a girl or I would have skin you alive and called your mother telling her that you got gang-raped by a group of homosexual wrestlers near Chow kit.

Handling bimbos ain't for me. It's for people who either have godly level patience or just as blur shit as one.


Fuck.
Let me recall another incident.

A : "I'm hungry"
Me : "Hmm. Let's go Hartamas then, since it's nearby and Jalan Kuching is obviously jammed"

*Note : I was stuck in a traffic jam with her during that time*

A : "But I feel like having DimSum"
Me : "Jalan Ipoh then, it's still nearby"
A : "But dimsum not filling enough, Let's go Damansara! They have lots of hawker stall there"
Me : "But I just fetched you from PJ, Why didn't tell me earlier? Aiyo.. I U-turn in front la"
A : "Har? Go back PJ like very far hor. Let's go genting, I'm not very hungry anyways"
Me : "Genting more far lo..."
A : "Like dat ah... You drive first lo. I think"

*After 10 minutes in the fucking traffic jam and passing the Roundabout at Jalan Duta*

A : "I very hungry already! Jalan Ipoh la ok?"
Me : "Why didn't say so earlier?! I missed the roundabout already"
A : "Then Damansara lo.."
Me : "....."
A : "Far ah? K la k la.. Hartamas la."

FUCKING HELL!!!! THAT'S THE PLACE I SUGGESTED, NO?!

OWH MAY GAWD.

Monday, January 5, 2009

2009

Hey peeps.

New year's finally here. [I know I'm kinda late, sorry bout that.]

Happy New year 2009!

I'll write about my new year resolution when I'm free.