Stole from QS.

Here's his blog!

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Sry la, cant update my blog lately. Been busy lately. You know what la! Aiyo! Still wan ask meh. Anyways.


Author's Notes: This tag is done under stressful-exams-comming-soon symptomps. Please do not take anything seriously. SERIOUSLY.

THE SELF
[01] Name: Kaelvin Lau
[02] Nickname: Kaelz, Kael Jui
[03] Married: In a relationship
[04] Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
[05] Gender: Male
[06] Age: Twenty
[07] High School: Sekolah Sri Garden
[08] College: Tunku Abdul Rahman College
[09] Height: 187cm < I think.
[10] Weight: Tak Tahu la..
[11] Do you like yourself: Stupid Question. Of Cos.
[12] Piercings: Yea
[13] Right or left: Right.
[14] Are you a freak : No
[15] Hair: Black
[16] Skin: Fair.
[17] Allergic: Nothing I'm Allergic to! HAH!
[18] What are you doing now: This tag la diu.
[19] What will you do 1 hour later: Yumcha gua.
[20] What will you do 10 years later: No idea.

THE FAMILY
[21] Live with mother/father/parents: Parents
[22] Siblings(included you): Two
[23] Eldest: Me.
[24] Youngest: Sister.
[25] Love/hate your family: Love.

THE LOVE
[26] You found your another half: Yea.
[27] If yes, who is he/she: EYYL
[28] If no, who you want he/she to be: EYYL, Haha.
[29] Time(s) you in relationship: 3 previous ones.
[30] Ever woo boy/girl(0-100000): Duh, Imma Male.
[31] Anyone woo you before(0-100000): Think so, No idea.
[32] Did anything wrong to your other half: No way!
[33] What was/were the wrong you had done: Niama, Duno read is it?
[34] Ever argue with your other half: No la, I dulan edi U keep ask same thing.
[35] You with your other half since: Majibai.. Dun ask so private things la.
[36] Are you straight/Lesbo: Straight dou fa.
[37] Reasons you love your other half: Cos She's Special to me.
[38] You and your other half in which stage: Special Stage.
[39] You woo he/she or he/she woo you: I woo her la of cos.
[40] Ever think of marry he/she: Who knows? :)

THE FRIENDS
[41] Your first best friend: First ah? Lupa jor leh.
[42] Your first enemy: Har? I dun make enemies wan.
[43] The friend you love the most: Har? I aint gay wor.
[44] The enemy you hate the most: Wah! Enemy still can choose which one more kaolat?
[45] Your most beautiful girl friend: EYYL
[46] Your most handsome guy friend: Kumar. AHAHHAA
[47] The kind of girl you hate the most: Demanding dou fa ones.
[48] The kind of boy you hate the most: Sissies.
[49] You fall in love with your close friend before: What the fuck?
[50] Your best friend is your ex-lover: Again, Wat the fuck?
[51] If your friend backstabbing you: Like dat lo. Do wat? Lazy la.
[52] If your friend betray you: Wah betray ah! no longer fren lo diu.
[53] If your friend woo your lover: This one lagi worst. Kasi Pancung.
[54] If your friend fall in love with you: Fuck, I'm suspecting you're gay.
[55] If you fall in love with your best friend: See? I said you're gay.

THE STUDIES
[56] Are you a good student: lol.
[57] You always done your homeworks/assignments: lol
[58] The teacher/tutor you love the most: ISKANDAR AND AHWONG!
[59] Always late to school/college: Err. Lol.
[60] Your class: Happening.
[61] You love your seniors: Har? For what?
[62] Senior who you love the most: Read my answer above.
[63] Your classmates good/bad: Good.
[64] Excellent result classmate: CK!
[65] Laziest classmate: Kaelvin!

THE PEOPLE
[66] Smart people: Those who can survive on their own.
[67] Stupid people: Those who cant even rely on themselves.
[68] Good looking people: Kumar aka Satesh < His bday coming. Puji him abit.
[69] Ugly people: Kaelvin < I'm ugly compared to Kumar.
[70] Funny people: Whoa, Too many wei.
[71] Cute people: My girl la!
[72] Bad people: Those who bully her!
[73] Honest people: Wah. Me lo.
[74] Acting people: What acting? Eh, ask question ask properly la. KNN.
[75] You are what kind of people: I am a multi-complex EYYL loving one.

THE PREFER
[76] Lip or eyes: Eyes.
[77] Hugs or kisses: Both also wan can ah?
[78] Shorter or taller: Roughly my shoulder length.
[79] Hesitant or spontaneous: See what la! Niama got tiger u ask people spontaneous?
[80] Nice stomach or nice arms: What the....
[81] Listener or talker: Both!
[82] Romantic or rich: Romantic
[83] Good husband or Good Father: Good husband.

THE FUTURE
[84] Age to get marry: -
[85] Numbers of kid(s): 10,000 < I wana conquer North Korea.
[86] Career: Still thinking.
[87] Salary: Thinking as well.
[88] Retirement age: Fifties.
[89] Properties value: Enough for my son and daughters to lanci. Lol. Jk jk.
[90] Wishes: Too many to be listed.

THE VICTIMS
[91] Hakenden.

Yes. Only you. Fuck you for tagging me. AHAHAH!

Ciaoz.

Tagged by Hakky

Here goes.

What would it be like if I was born a female instead?

No idea. I'm happy being a male. Although, If I were born a female, I could be very very vain, maybe. No idea though, Not to mention a horde of guys will spend me dinner in their Nissan Fairlady 350z. Ahaha!

What would I do if I could go back in time and do something for someone close to me?

I rather find out the date of the next lottery ticket number and bet a huge amount on it. With that cash, I can make anyone close to me happy and I mean anyone. For now, there's only one person who is worth my time. Past? A few maybe, and I don't give a damn about those few anyway.

What would you do if you had the chance to change a significant decision which had impacted you on your life and career?

What if I punch you in your face and end up in juvenile detention? Lol.
Nah, Nothing changed my life much, although I would choose to study harder during secondary school, but fuck it. I love my life and how it went cos I choose my own path.


What if I could change something about myself, what would it be and why?

Har? Change? No thanks.

What would I do if I could go back to a significant time in history that does not involve actions that I have taken in my life and why?

Learn Martial Arts from Bruce Lee. Why? Cos I'm chinese. Fuck the world. Wacha!



Who wana get tag, just take it la. I don wana list you muthafuckers, FAI SI U EMO.

Cosplay - Part 2

This time, I'll go with the good ones first before I proceed with the bad ones.

Enjoy and Suffer, Whichever comes first.

The Good Ones.














My god. KS`PapaXiong.



The Bad ones.































Rock Lee just peed in his pants.
AHAHAHA!

Cosplay - Part 1.

Cosplay!

What is cosplay you ask?

Well, I don't know. Some retard action of a certain individual acting as their favorite anime character I guess. I'm gona talk less and show you some pictures instead to show you why I hate cosplayers who don't even look like their favorite anime character.


First off, the famous Pikachu from Pokemon.




Followed by Matsumoto from Bleach



And SailorMoon.







Like what the poster above said.

Although, there are SOME who really dress up and they look nice, anyway, in a sense.

Some elf bitch from some Anime I think.



Sakura, Naruto



Gaara, Naruto



Orochimaru, Naruto



Rei, Evangelion



Rei and Sakura looks hot though, I gotta admit.
But still, cosplay are for lifeless retards. Check out Part-2 which will be out soon.

I.S.A.

Da Powerful Internal Security Act of Malaysia. [ Made and Implemented for Fucking Terrorists, Rebels and Millitants.]

Preventive detention first became a feature of the then Malaya in 1948 primarily to combat the armed insurgency of the Malayan Communist Party. The Emergency Regulations Ordinance 1948 was made, following the proclamation of an emergency, by the British High Commissioner Sir Edward Gent. It allowed the detention of persons for any period not exceeding one year. The 1948 ordinance was primarily made to counter acts of violence and, conceivably, preventive detention was meant to be temporary in application. The emergency ended in 1960 and with it ended the powers contained in the that ordinance as it was repealed. The power of preventive detention was however not relinquished and in fact became an embedded feature of Malaysian law.


Our Government, Thanks to LahLah uncle and Mongolia boy, decided to use this to lock up civilians who gave their point of view. "To protect them" konon, Niama, Who wants to be protected when you're gonna strip them in a prison cell and lock them up so they suffer on concrete floor. Fucking use your brain la!


Here's the list of the people who kena ISA since last time until now.


1974 Anwar Ibrahim
1987 Lim Kit Siang
1987 Chandra Muzaffar
1987 Chan Kit Chee
1987 Karpal Singh
1987 Halim Arshat
1987 Ibrahim Ali
1987 Fahmi Ibrahim
1987 Dong Jiao Zhong
1987 Lim Fong Seng
1987 Kua Kia Soong
1987 Irene Xavier
1987 Hilmy Noor
1990-1991 Abdul Rahman Ahmad
1990-1991 Albinus Yudah
1990-1991 Benedict Topin
1990-1991 Damit Undikai
1990-1991 Jeffrey Kitingan
1990-1991 Maximus Ongkili
1990-1991 Vincent Chung
1998 Anwar Ibrahim
2001 Yazid Sufaat
2001 Raja Petra Kamarudin
2007 K. Kengadhadran
2007 M. Manoharan
2007 P. Uthayakumar,
2007 T. Vasantha Kumar
2007 K. Ganabathi Rao
2008 Raja Petra Kamarudin
2008 Tan Hoon Cheng 18 hours
2008 Teresa Kok Suh Sim



I wana see our pro government gona do wat after this, Anwar ask for meeting, you duwan attend meeting. Nvm, He go see Agong. I wan see you gona shit in ur pants and rot in hell anot. Pui! Go dai la Lala Uncle and Mongolia Boy.


OH yea, Ahmad, who tarak kena ISA of this Chinese racism sentence, 3 years suspension instead. HAH! I wana see which taiko from Penang gona chop ur sunat lanjiao out and feed it to the dogs. You better run Ahmad!

Reformasi? I'm just a bystander who wants cheaper Petrol. lol.

Huhu

Busy lately. Will update soon when I have more free time.

Nilai Nilai Moral

Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and girls, Gaylou and Lesbian, TODAY

I Present you with

NILAI NILAI MORAL!

* Those you learn from Secondary School, Yea, the subject you failed *

Anyways, Here's my my of view for it. SO READ IT, MEMORIZE IT, LICK IT, WORSHIP IT LIKE DA HOLY BOOK. RAWR.

NOTE : FROM MY POINT OF VIEW ONLY.


LESSON 1 : NILAI BERKAITAN DENGAN PERKEMBANGAN DIRI.
[ Self Improvement ]



KEPERCAYAAN KEPADA TUHAN
[Believe in God]

I believe in god. The god of clubbing and the god of alcohol. Oh, I believe in the god of money and god of TOTO as well.

I know gambling and alcohol are sins for some of you, but you know what?

Fuck off. I have my god, you have yours.


KEBERSIHAN FIZIKAL DAN MENTAL
[ Mental and Physical Hygiene ]


Physical Hygiene
You wipe your ass with tissue and there's abit of shit left on your butt cheek.
After using the damn toilet, you don't wash your hands.
You eat with your hands after that.
You dig your nose and proceed to take that last piece of nugget from McD.

Mental Hygiene
You jerk off every night. *fap fap fap fap*
You look at sexy girls or handsome boys.
You think of killing the fella who just gave you his/her middle finger.


Physical and Mental hygiene my butt.


Harga Diri
[Self Respect]

For you assholes who act like emoshit, lalashit, gothshit, cosplayshit. You don't have this. You have confidence, but not self respect. You're a fucking Malaysian dammit. Not Byakuya from bleach. Face it.

Not to mention those girls or guys who go clubbing just to pick up a partner for one night.
I'll go out on a street and stand there the whole night = One Night Stand
[If there's no chick for me la]


KERAJINAN
[ Hardworking ]

You study your ass off, with a CGPA of 4.0 and when you collect your results, a RapidKL bus runs over you and you're dead.

My point is, you SHOULD be hardworking, but not overboard.
Enjoy life.


Anyways, I'm getting tired already. PART 2 comes after this post maybe in a day or two. Booyah.

Love~

What's love?

Can anyone explain to me in detail, what the hell is love.
I seriously don't get it.
Maybe it's not the time for me to get attached or committed in this aspect of life yet. There are too many girls out there, but the right one just ain't there.

I'm still waiting for that certain someone to walk into my life.





I was only joking. xD
Thought I went "emo" huh? Lol.
Not the time for me to get involve in relationships yet, serious ones I mean.
Oh well, POSTERS FRENZY




Lol.



Yea, it sucks huh?




Talk to the hand!




Epic cool.




Ain't that epic as Bull Riding Monkey, but still Uber cool.

Not tagged. Stole.

Yea, freakin bored so i stole this from Eidur aka Yi Shiuan. Hope you don't mind after reading this. Here's the link to his blog. Clicky



Rules:
1. The rules of the game get posted at the beginning
2. Each player answers the questions about themselves
3. At the end of the post the player then tags 5 people and posts their names, then goes to their blogs and leaves a comment, letting them know they got tagged and to ask them to play and read your blog.


Starting time : 12:38am
Name : Kaelvin Lau
Sisters : 1
Brothers : 0
Shoe size: 9
Height: 189cm , I guess.
Where do you live : Selayang
Favourite drinks : Chivas
Favourite breakfast : Porridge
Have you ever been on a plane : Yes
Swam in the ocean : Yes
Fallen asleep at school : Yes
Broken someone's heart : Yes
Fell off your chair : Yes
Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call : No. I'm not that lame.
Saved e-mails : No idea. 5 pages.
What is your room like : Cool
What's right beside you : Cigarettes
What is the last thing you ate : Dim Sum
Ever hadChicken pox : No
Sore throat : Yes
Stitches : Yes
Broken nose : No
Do you believe in love at first sight : Depends on how the girl looks like la.
Like picnics : No. Picnic are for tards.

Who was were the last person

You danced with : I hate dancing.
Last made you smile : lol. Kian Peng. My crap buddy.
You last yelled at : Har? Oh. A retard who don't know how to drive.

Today did you

Talk to someone you like : Nope
Kissed anyone : Nope
Get sick : Har? If I'm sick, would I be typing this right now? Go Eat shit la.
Talk to an ex : On msn, Yea
Miss someone : No
Eat : Fuck u with your stupid questions. I'm human.

Best feeling in the world

Do you sleep with stuffed animals : Fuck, that's gay. Too gay.
What's under your bed : My Ps2, My Xbox, My Handphones, My Zippo lighter.
Who do you really hate : Small fries who know nuts but act like they know everything.
What time is it now : 12:49

Random

Is there a person who is on your mind now : No
Do you have any siblings : Refer top la sohai.
Do you want children : No. Not now.
Do you smile often : Kinda.
Do you like your hand-writing : No
Are your toe nails painted : Fuck, you're being gay again.
Whose bed other than yours would you rather sleep in : None.
What color shirt are you wearing now : White
What were you doing at 7:00 p.m. yesterday : Sobering.
Are you a friendly person : Yes
Do you have any pets : Dog
Where is the person you have feelings for right now : No idea.
Did you hold hands with the person who mean anything to you now : No
Do you sleep with the TV on : No, I don't waste electricity like you.
What are you doing right now : Smoking and typing for this tag la.
Have you ever crawled through a window : For what? Got door wan right?
Can you handle the truth : Yes
Are you too forgiving : No
Are you closer to your mother or father : Mum
Who was the last person you cried in front of : Crying are for pussies.
How many people can you say you've really loved : No idea.
Have you ever cried because of something someone said to you : Omg, you're gay.
If you're having a bad day, who are you most likely to go to : My girl.
Are you loud or quiet most of the time : Depends.
Are you confident : Yes

5 things I was doing 10 years ago
1. Studying
2. Being lame
3. How should I remember more than those above?
4. Refer top.
5. Refer top.

5 things on my to-do list today
1. Study
2. Smoke
3. Relax
4. Study
5. Smoke

5 snacks I enjoy
1. Onion Rings
2. Nuggets
3. Mr potato.
4. Peanuts
5. Double Decker

5 of my bad habits
1. Smoke
2. Drink
3. Lazy
4. -
5. -


5 places I have lived in
1. Damansara
2. Sri Petaling
3. Selayang
4. -
5. -



Dat's all for today. I have no idea why I even did this tag. Oh yea, I was bored.



OM NOM NOM NOM

Hangover

Niaseng!

Having headaches and no signs of socializing today, symptoms of the Hangover disease contracted by drinking too much alcohol and getting all hyped up after that.

Went to this club last night, All you Poppy lovers should recognize the sign though.



It wasn't really that crowded last night, maybe it's due to the downpour earlier on. Waited for the damn alcohol for roughly 30-40 minutes, cos got discount price by the Leet Aaron Toh. lol.



Waiting for Alcohol period while chillin at the sofa.
No photos after the alcohol came, you drinkers out there know why, no? xD
Smoke. Drink. Girls. Smoke. Drink. Girls. Smoke. Drink. Girls.

Gone.




At roughly 2 something, my friend here needs some real sobering up.




Milo Panas~




Throwing up.




Gone. Gg.com

Went home after that , slept at 4am, woke up at 4pm.
Fuck, I need to sober.

Boring day

Awesome toothpaste. Darlie anyone? :D




His expression is priceless.





Hell yeah, That's love for you peeps out there.





Lol. You might have the potential to be like him.



Plan on getting a tattoo, But his tattoo owns hands down.
Dude, Imagine you're a 65 year old grandpa, telling your grandson that Mario is your idol. Fuck that's gay.

Blueserver Update

Woot!

New Blueserver proposed T-shirt design created by xxEmogurlxx aka Yannie

Front



Back




Hell yeah, Looks cool.
Proposed Poster design.



I'll give it a 9/10. The 1 is due to the fact that Emogurl called me an AhBeng on msn. Gamers out there, Let's game! *soon*

Blargh~

DAM SIEN WEI TODAY! Nothing but "Piss-Of-GoD" , "Piss-Of-GoD" , "Piss-Of-GoD" all day long. For those who you who wonder what that meant, yea, it's rain. Heavy hardcore Sexay rain.

Niama! Luckily I had my lunch outside today before the "piss" came, if not I conlanfirm rot to death. And to mention that, JIBAI! Today I saw a group of EMO-GOTHIC-LALA-SOHAIS with their long pointy pink,blue,green,shit colored hair, black jackets with embedded metals and obviously the famous black eyeliner shit thingy.

Macibai, they sit there, [I had my lunch at Old Town, Selayang ] and talk in Ahbeng style english which makes me and a couple of tables around stare. They were like

"Ah diu! Mee dhat day hor, eat than chicken dam nice lo, the "kai pei" [drumstick] smooth smooth like marble floor"

"Oh yes ah? Yalo, My loumou also can cook those smooth smooth chicken meat, not like this lousy pariah Old town"

Lmao. They deserve to be shot. Mahai! U wana talk English, at least do it properly la, you stick to mandarin or cantonese no ppl diu u wan. Since what language u speak, also people feel like throwing stones at you thanks to your "Emo style".


Fuck these Emo retards who think they are "special".


Fuck you if you're one. Yea you, the one with the black eyeliner. Don't think you hiding behind the monitor while reading my blog I cannot see you. o0o Nah!

GIVE U CHINESE FIREPOWER. Emo hai! Pui pui pui!